A few good laughs...

Audrey has delivered some killer lines this week. Hope you enjoy them, too.

On trying on swimwear:
In the dressing room at the mall today, shopping for a swimming suit, Audrey said something NO female has ever said before:
"Oh, I LOVE trying on bathing suits!"

On being nutty:
Audrey: "I'm a peanut."
Mark: "What kind of nut is Claire? A walnut?
Audrey: "Yeah."
Mark: "What kind of nut is Daddy? A pine nut?
Audrey: "Yeah."
Mark: "What kind of nut is mommy?"
Audrey: "A donut!"
(note from Melissa: Mark's back was turned to me during this funny little exchange. However, I could almost see his brain go into overdrive trying to come up with a nut that would characterize me appropriately. He could not have been prouder than when Audrey said it for him.)

On daddy's "anatomy":
"His front looks like a turkey."